One of the teachers I often sub for told me (jokingly, I hope) that she can't ask me to come in much more because the kids like me too much.
I'll have to let her know she's safe.
Joshua overheard one of this teacher's students say she didn't want to come to class today because "Mrs. Vance is mean."
What?! I'm what??
What I am is busy right now, beating my own child for smiling when he heard that.