Joshua got very excited when I told him that Aunt Merrit was coming to visit.
"Mom," he questioned, "Who do you think is the prettiest of you and your sisters?"
Stating the obvious, I replied, "Well, Merrit, of course."
"Mom, would you be offended if I agreed with you on that?"
Another time we were listening to Christmas music and "Deck the Halls" began to play.
"Why do they keep singing about Richard?" Joshua plied.
"Richard?" I asked, "Who's singing 'Richard'?"
"You know," he explained, "Dick the halls..."
It got better.
Just then came the refrain, "Don we now our gay apparel..."
To which Lane said, "Oh, great! Now we've got Dick and Don wearing gay clothes in the same song!"
FM100 will never be the same again!
3 comments:
oh man. i almost peed at this one.
on a more somber note...charity's mom passed away last night..on christmas. i will give you the whole scoop..i will try and call you in the next day or two...
love to you....
Jalynnie
Thank you for posting that - I really needed a good laugh. And it's okay if Joshua thinks Merrit is the prettiest, I know I'm prettiest in my kids eyes...well, at least Jane's.
Hahahaha! That hilarious!
Hmm and my word verification to post this comment? "dorkscul" who ever would want to go to a dork school?? :P
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